June 2012
Reblog if you're a celebrity and you are just...
Reblog if you bite your lip.
This is my eating routine
theepichumor:
I’m hungry. ”I NEED food!”
Grab a bag of chips, oreos, milk, and a bowl of ice cream
After all the food is gone: “Omg I am so fat. I am going on a diet!”
And repeat.
me: *breathes*
mom: you need to change your damn attitude
Now I fucking hate this.
Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
Me: Well fuck.
normal people on tumblr: TMI Tuesday! I'll answer anything!!!
Me: Bitch please I would answer anything at anytime but no one asks me shit
