Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
biology teacher: so the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
biology teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.